March 2012
220 posts
you hold the future of the kid your daughter’s gargling
ohshititsgreg:
Just realized that i look a lot like Usher omfg
imagine that
queefnasty:
sometime in 1890 your great-great grandma probably sucked a dick for a lightbulb
Oh na na →
wowfunniestposts:
WUT DID I JUST READ LMFAOOO
this blog is epic
4-YEAR-OLD GIRL MURDERED IN DRIVE-BY SHOOTING!!!
okay the title was just to get your attention i’m fucked up i know, but can people please help out my brother and vote for his girlfriend’s brother’s doodle to win a contest for the New Jersey Devils? Please and thank you. Vote here: http://njdevilsdoodlecontest.orchestra.io/doodles/search?q=headstone+city
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
March 26, 2012 Approx. 9:34:14 PM Eastern Time
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